Dear Bookish Diary #2

Dear Bookish Diary,

Aw crap, it sounds ridiculous to start off with that. But WHATEVER.

Anyhow, I recently went to China and *cough cough* I didn't like it there.

HEY HEY HEY YA'LL, CHILL OUT. I meant the habits, aye?

1. Bad drivers.

With a honk honk here and a honk honk there, here a honk, there a honk, everywhere a honk
Old--
Oh sorry *inserts sarcasm*, this isn't MacDonald's farm.
But seriously speaking, the traffic there is terrifying. I wanted to attach the vid of it here but this shit-worthy app here doesn't allow so *shrugs* yeah.
So all in all, if you're living in the hotel next to the road like me, you'll most likely be enlightened to hear the melodious orchestral of untimely screeching horns soaring into the air. Never fear, it's a free delightful treat you hear 24/7.
Besides that, you're provided a free yet worthwhile entertainment. Simply try crossing the roads. You'll never regret the exhilarating experience. Cars of vibrant colours surround you 360, appraising you with resounding horns as you make your way through them. A heart-pounding delightful treat.

2. Bad at queuing.

Wake up in the morning and visit the nearest coffee shop. As you queue, discover the creative ways the locals use to jump queues.

3. Spitting.

As you walk past the streets, play a game of 'hot pan' while you avoid the spits. Energetic and refreshing, this would surely brighten your day.

4. Loud voices.

Be greeted with the sonorous voices of males and the soprano voices of females. They echo though the air, loud and vivid. One might consider it musical.

Fine, fine. Enough snark now, yes? I DON'T MEAN ANY OFFENSE. I'm just merely annoyed.

Vi