Saturday, 14 December 2013

Why I Hate Chain Messages

It goes along the line of something like this:

My name is Forever. I died when I was seven years old in a car accident,
no keep reading, do not stop or you'll die the same fate as me. 
My parents did not care about me. They abused and hated me.
My body was never found. All they found were bloody imprints of hands over the floor.
Send this to 12 other people in 30 mins and something great will happen to you.
But if you don't, you'll share the same fate as me in a day.

Yeah. Something like this. And to people who started this: to hell you go.

Basically, they're just lying twats aspiring to spread lies. Seriously, if you're one of them, I hope Forever seeks you out and you can be best buds in hell.

Because disgusting scumbags like you deserve that kind of fate. 

First of all, who the bloody freak cares about somebody who died in a car accident? I mean, yeah sure, you care when somebody close to you dies but c'mon, this dead girl obviously isn't that. And what can you do if she died? Sink to the underworld and steal her back? Yeah, right. 

And you know the number of times I've stopped just because of that shitty piece of sentence? Hey, I'm still alive and healthy here, dumbasses.

Your parents did not care about you? I’m sorry. But hey, now that you’ve died, they won’t bother you anymore, will they?

Bastards, those people.

And what great damn thing will happen to me if I sent the message to 12 other people? Nothing, idiots! Do I need to slap some sense into you? The only thing that’ll happen is that I’ve lost $1.20 no thanks to people like you.

See? Not only they aspire to spread lies, they plan to fling money out of people’s pockets too.

Fortunately, my IQ which is genius compared to their IQ worth of a sweet wrapper, did not bother sending out the messages. And hey, I’m alive here!

No offense to people who actually bothered to pass on the message, but are you dumb or what? You could have spend that period of time doing something useful than sending a shit-infested crap worthy message. You don't want to waste your friend's precious time, do you? Even just reading the message, they would have missed seconds of their lives towards inevitable death. Don't be selfish and stop wasting people's time. That goes the same to you, starters of chain messages. Time is precious. Stop spamming others with this trash of yours. If you're bored, try to think of ways to catch Nessie. You'll be famous which is way better than being a mindless asswipe.

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